My brother came home from school today speaking in the lowest most gravelly voice he could at 12 years old.
So I asked him “who died and made you Batman?”
He looked up at me and took a second before once again speaking in the voice. He said, “my parents.”
why do you never see baby pigeons
#what if all pigeons are baby pigeons and there is one masterpigeon the size of a whale
fuck this website
